Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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