He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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