you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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