Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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