Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
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I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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