No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
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