porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
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im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
You pole danced in your parka.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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