She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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