You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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