Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
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The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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