How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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