He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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