Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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