Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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