Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
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No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize