Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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