My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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