YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
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