Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
handjob tips. give me some.
high people should be assigned attendants
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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