Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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