High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
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I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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