if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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