I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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