I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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