I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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