Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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