I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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