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go home
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
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Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm too high and old for this...
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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