well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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