I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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