i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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