i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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