Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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