hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
