Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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