So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Send help, water and tortillas.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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