I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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