No, you can still breathe under the balls.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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