The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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