Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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