My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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