I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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