S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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