she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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