Banned from zoo.
Again?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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