i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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