I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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