i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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