The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I think I just sharted jello shots
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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