it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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