It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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