I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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