I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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