The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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