so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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