So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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