she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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