You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
