last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
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